Being that I’m 28, I have had quite a few friends get married.
I’m pretty sure that over the next few months/years, I’ll have quite a few more get married.

Because of this, I’ve had to go down to the dumb tux shop to get measured for a tux I don’t know how many times.

I’m sick of it.

If you want my tux measurements, here they are:

Neck: 16
Sleeve: 34/35
Waist: 34
Chest: 38
Over arm: 46
Outseam: 41.5
Coat: 40L